Guys, I did the thing!
Pelvic sorcery
Literally the best description of seduction i have ever fucking heard in my life (via buckysexual)

neokingendymion:

moonheadkid:

Done

INCOHERENT SCREAMING I CANT STOP LAUGHING.

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

darccmarcc:

Concert percussion

asutori:

Cecil’s birthmarks changes shape and movement with his emotions - they flare up when he’s flustered or angry, hide under clothing when he’s scared or embarrassed, move rapidly when he’s excited, softer shapes for good feelings and rougher shapes for bad ones etc.

He’s kinda self-conscious about them since it’s like wearing your heart on your sleeve, but Carlos thinks they’re pretty (and also scientifically fascinating).

holdyourlangue:

when you have a conversation with someone fluent in your foreign language and you make a lot of mistakes and it’s like

no

take me back

i can do better than this, i swear 

Did I tell you guys I saw a cat show last week? It was called the acrocats and half the cats were probably smarter than many people I know. It was cute.

Did I tell you guys I saw a cat show last week? It was called the acrocats and half the cats were probably smarter than many people I know. It was cute.

gailsimone:

berenzero:

And people wonder why I love Wonder Woman so much.

Bingo.